angrylesbianmom:

whenever someone accidentally touches my butt and they end up being really hot

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kvncause:

when you surprise a bitch in spanish

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nogoodturkey:

i just want to remind everyone that there was an episode of jimmy neutron where carl got butt pregnant

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novulpixthatsmypotpie:

 

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

cokeflow:

my middle name is actually $

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